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infectious-waste:

chanel-smokes:

imparfait-e:

bl-ossomed:

omgg cute

Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal, beautiful human beings

oh my fuck

What a perfect duet

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halfdeadands0alive:

froggyflan:

I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like

Have you ever seen Peter Pan

She tries to MURDER WENDY

MURDER

also she’s a jealous monster

why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality

and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”

(via thepointlessurl)

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graceebooks:

we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait

(via penishole)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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loveanddrevenge:

I wish that night was different
I wish I gave you my body
But instead I gave you my soul
And I have never felt so naked

(via alluseekandwant)

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

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